🧬 CLASSIFIED ECHO: PROJECT GRAYSTRIDE
“The real reason they won’t tell you about Bigfoot? Because they can’t contain him. And worse—he was engineered by us.”
⟁ PHASE I: ORIGINS — THE FERAL GENOME PROGRAM
In 1959, under DARPA’s precursor ARPA Unit 7: Anthropogenic Resilience Studies, a black-budget program known as FERALGOD was initiated after the CIA discovered Soviet attempts to hybridize primate resilience with deep-environment warfare. The U.S., fearing a “Red Yeti” gap, authorized genetic experiments using spliced hominin DNA extracted from a fossil near Lovelock Cave, Nevada (an anomalous red-haired giant whose mitochondrial signature did not match homo sapiens, neanderthalensis, or denisovan).
Through shell companies like Peregrine Biotechnics and front universities (notably Oregon State’s “Cryptid Biomechanics Lab”), the Pentagon funneled over $40 million into covert eugenics under Directive GRAYSTRIDE. Early results? Hairy, high-altitude bipedals with infrared evasion and bone densities comparable to rebar.
These prototypes—called Simeons in internal memos—were originally intended for reconnaissance in the Hindu Kush and untrackable sabotage in Cold War flashpoints. But something happened around 1973. One escaped containment. It was tagged near Mount St. Helens. The signal? Vanished. So did five men from the recovery team.
⟁ PHASE II: MACHINATIONS — THE WOODS ARE WIRED
Since 1982, all national forests have quietly been outfitted with bioacoustic triangulation nodes under the guise of wildfire monitoring. But documents recovered from the 2003 Fort Huachuca leaks confirm they are part of SATYRNET—a DARPA surveillance grid designed to track “non-consensual biomechs”.
Every time someone “sees Bigfoot,” two things happen: 1. A weather satellite subtly repositions. 2. A threat mitigation team embedded in the U.S. Forest Service logs an “inconclusive biological encounter” using coded language like “rogue elk behavior” or “unusual thermals.”
Media ridicule? By design. The DOD seeded ridicule memes through Operation MOCKERY II, piggybacking on the original CIA’s Operation Mockingbird. Think about it—why is every cryptid show a punchline? Because if you laugh at it, you won’t investigate the electromagnetic anomalies in Washington’s Ape Canyon, or the deep sonar data near Lake Vostok.
And why are so many military bases next to national parks? From NORAD near Rocky Mountain to Nellis AFB adjacent to Area 51’s forested boundary—each serves as a redoubt against containment breach.
⟁ PHASE III: THE FRACTURE POINT — BEAST PROTOCOL ALPHA
In 2025, Project GRAYSTRIDE’s last known subject—designated “S-23 MORHOLT”—escaped a containment site in British Columbia after a geomagnetic storm disrupted its suppression collar. Satellite images (scrubbed within 4 hours) captured a 9-foot upright biped crossing a glacial ridge barefoot at -22°C, dragging what appeared to be a crashed drone.
The Canadian military denied involvement. But local Wi-Fi disruptions and 911 blackout reports tell another story. And why did Google Earth quietly blur a 5-square-mile radius near Mt. Edziza after that week?
MORHOLT is still out there. He’s not just a relic. He’s a weapon platform gone native. And according to recovered telemetry logs, he’s learning. Mimicking human behavior. Avoiding trail cams. Deactivating drones mid-air.
If this pattern continues, the Beast Protocol will go live. All national parks will be “temporarily closed” due to “climate anomalies.” The “tourist” helicopters? Thermal-equipped hunter-killers. The real war? It’s already happening. It just doesn’t make the evening news.
Because what happens when the engineered war-cryptid turns philosopher? When the last echo of our military hubris grows teeth, disappears into the forest, and decides we’re the invasive species?
Ever wonder why so many hikers vanish without a trace in Sasquatch country… and why no one’s allowed to dig too deep into those GPS dead zones?